Attack Kittens

Attack kittens. I gave my nephew a shirt with a kitten like a fire breathing dragon attacking a city.

I found these as shirts at Amazon. Little monster kittens like King Kong and the Kracken.
attackitten2The Mountain Krakitten Adult T-Shirt, Grey, Small

attackkitten1The Mountain Men’s King Kitten, Gray, Small
Fun, but not very affordable. Why are so many things printed on T-shirts.… Read the rest

Dragons Could Exist

I’d like to think dragons could exist. I saved a copy of this years ago, from the source article. But, the article changed and this part is now gone. Glad I save it at the time.

If it is possible that the Loch Ness Monster may have been one of the last remaining members of an extinct species then the same could be true for the dragon.

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Rubber Ducks are Spooky Too

Halloween rubber duckiesThe typical rubber duck is yellow, squeaky and cuddly (according to Sesame Street). Halloween rubber ducks look a little spooky. I’d expect some misbehaviour, some tricks and not so many treats.

You may not want to take these rubber ducks into the bath tub with you. Sure they can swim around on the water but, can you trust them?… Read the rest

There are no Monsters Under your Bed

asciimonsterYou’re looking after a child, not your own child. Halfway through the night the child wakes up and comes to find you. They had a bad dream. They can’t get back to sleep cause there’s a monster in their room. What do you tell the child and explain to them about monsters and being afraid? How do you get them back to sleep?

You are the Monster

The first monster you have to scare the audience with is yourself. – Wes Craven

When did you last scare yourself? When were you last really scared by something and what was it?

Fictional monsters like zombies, werewolves, vampires and such are not nearly as scary as real things like mortgages, collection calls, being unemployed, law suits, health problems, danger to children and other family.… Read the rest

Monday Musings

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“Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is character.”- Horace Greeley

This was on the back of the t-shirt of kids at a tennis event on Sunday. The shirts and event were part of Simcoe Tennis

“There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.”… Read the rest

One of the Other Games I Play

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Adventure Quest – It’s an online (via web browser, no need to download anything special) role playing game. My nephew and I play it and compare scores, monsters fought and so on. There are special events, more often now than when I joined a few years ago. I just recently became a Guardian (paid player) but you can play free as long as you like.… Read the rest