The Mother Ship has finally landed. Celebrations are breaking out all over the planet and everyone is gathering up their essentials and other not so necessary stuff to take off for the Mother Planet. There are posters and blog posts going up all around the world and everyone is patting each other on the back and hugging and even kissing in pure joy.

Oddly enough, no one is questioning this whole Mother Ship and Mother Planet concept. It’s as if everyone on the planet was brainwashed all at once. Don’t they remember we never came from any other place?

What dastardly plot is this and how can you, as Super Villain Grrl, fit this in to your diabolical plot to take over the world? Also, kind of a problem if everyone leave the planet to you and there aren’t any minions to do your bidding. Definitely spoils the whole world domination thing.

We all have those deep, dark smutty scenes in our head. Things that turn us on but not something we really want to experience in reality. Often it’s too dangerous or risky or even too violent to consider the reality. But, just for yourself, just for this one day… write at least a paragraph where you are in that scene. Whether it’s too dirty, too raunchy or just too boring to admit to… write your smut and then delete the evidence (or keep it, live dangerously).

You’re agent calls, you got that shampoo ad cause they thought you have such great hair. It is pretty great if you say so yourself… long, silky and shiny. The night before you are due to pose for the commercial you get a basket delivered from the shampoo company. It’s full of great smelling shampoo and conditioners. Which do you pick to try first, something floral, fruity or maybe that vanilla scented one you see poking out from the cinnamon one. Or you could always mix the shampoo and conditioner to have more than just one amazing scent on your great hair.

Create a character who was born blind, has felt the sun on her face but never seen it. How does she feel about the world around her? What does she think things look like when she hasn’t seen them and doesn’t know what colour looks like?

Now, she is offered risky surgery which could let her see, at least some limited vision. Assuming she takes the risk what is the first thing your character wants to see?

Design your own pirate ship. Something like Jack Sparrow’s Black Pearl maybe. Or your own version of the Flying Dutchman. Or, something less ghostly and dramatic, your pirate ship could be something current or even futuristic. Give it some style, more than just wooden beams and a bunch of sails.

As part of a quest you have to venture deep into the woods to visit an old crone and trade her something of great value to you for something of great magic from her. What would you trade and what would you expect to get in return?