You’re dancing and singing up a storm in the Cabaret. People, mainly men who come to drool over you, flock to see your shows. But, your costume designer is suddenly barefoot and pregnant and she abandons you to the limelight.
Not a disaster… how hard can it be to string together some beads and flashy fabric? Well, turns out it wasn’t all that easy. Where do you look for a new costume designer and seamstress (in one person) who can make extravagant, elegant and somewhat slutty new costumes as well as fix the old ones you keep wearing out?
Well, I would head right on over to Bravo’s Project Runway! I could grab someone from the show’s rejects who would probably be delighted to get some work!