You win a contest, the prize is a lifetime supply of hair colouring products. Unfortunately, the only colour they give you is a very carroty red which does not look good on you. Well, that shade of carrot wouldn’t look good on anyone you can think of. You try to return it, or get another colour, but the company went bust soon after running the contest. But, they did deliver over 1,000 boxes of what is called Neon Orange hair colour to your door. What do you do with it all?
Here be dragons.