Violent Thoughts

I don’t think this place is going to work out. I have a pounding headache and what I’d really like is to have a very powerful, huge and scary looking gun to take upstairs and shoot those elephants living above me with very strong tranquilizer darts. I’d like them all fall down and then remain there soundlessly for several days. Right at this moment I would rather live with wild tigers than that herd of elephants. It’s been three hours of almost steady clomping around up there. Each time they drag around yet more furniture or drop something it drills another hole into my brain and down the back of my skull. I hate them, I really do. Could I just set the wild tigers loose up there. I’m sure it would all become really quiet in about 10 minutes. That would be a good thing.

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