The Queens’ Closet: Little Something for the Guys

The Queens’ Closet: Little Something for the Guys

In particular, the Johnny Light.

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THAT NOT-QUITE-PERFECT GUY IN YOUR LIFE–The JOHNNY LIGHT illuminates the bowl when the seat is up–good for us in so many ways–first, we are alerted to the danger and we don’t fall in–this is enough for us to want it. It also gives the guy who suffers from, shall we say, Loose Cannon Syndrome–a well-lit target to aim for–this is also good for us on account of, realistically, how many of them clean the bathroom on a regular basis? And–the guy who invented it is a close personal friend of our very own Kacey Jones! And it’s only 12 bucks!

I don’t know who the Sweet Potato Queens are but this should be on the Christmas list of every married or attached (to a male) woman.

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