Why can’t comment spammers come up with something more interesting? I check my comment spam often, looking for something out of the ordinary and I’m disappointed. It’s all the usual selling drugs, offering to grow a penis I don’t have, and money laundering schemes from Nigeria. It’s over done, been there, got the T-shirt kind of stuff.
Create something unique, fresh and original as comment spam. Maybe a new product or service never spammed before? What can you come up with?