Squashed Fat is Still There

If you sit for a long time, until you feel your butt has become flat. Why does it always seem to spring back once you stand up again? It’s really disappointing. Think how great it would be if you could just squish your fat off. Roll down a hill and get rid of most of those other annoying rolls. Sit down with a coffee and flatten out that giant butt. Give a few hugs and get rid of all that arm fat. Have your kid sit on your lap and walk away with thinned out thighs.

Why doesn’t it work that way? Think how much more affection everyone would share if you could squish off/ away your fat cells.

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