I’ve been writing for the Spam Comment blog. It’s kind of fun, as a writing exercise. You can say anything (PG14). Be sarcastic. Be silly. Be yourself even. Next time you delete your comment spam, stop! Read some of them and pick a few to reply to.
Split it into one line before the comment and one afterwards. In the style of an opening line and a conclusion after the spam comment. Use blockquote to markup the spam comment if you decide to post them for fun.
Glad to have helped.
I appreciate, cause I found just what I was looking for. You have ended my 4 day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye
Bothers me just a little that you think I’m a man.