{"id":4711,"date":"2012-05-31T13:08:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-31T13:08:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegrrl.com\/?p=4711"},"modified":"2024-08-26T16:15:49","modified_gmt":"2024-08-26T20:15:49","slug":"according-to-albert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/2012\/according-to-albert\/","title":{"rendered":"According to Albert&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The same man posted both of these to Facebook. Makes you wonder how the human species has continued this long. Ladies, be selective when procreating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/2012\/according-to-albert\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to According to Albert&#8230;\"><p>The same man posted both of these to Facebook. Makes you wonder how the human species has continued this long. Ladies, be selective when procreating.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[869],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75318,"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4711\/revisions\/75318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thatgrrl.com\/site\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}