You’re the ghost of a really grumpy, nasty old person. For the last 35 years you have lived in an abandoned house in small town. Only the children know you are there cause you delight in scaring them away from your front gate. No one ever comes to the house. No one has dared to even step onto the front porch in the past 21 years.
But now, there is a real estate developer striding up the front path as if he owns the place! With all your wickedness, nastiness and sheer evil maliciousness, how do you get rid of this confident, professional determined to make a profit by having your house torn down and built into condos and a shopping mall?