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Today was really decaffinated
I got out of bed when I needed to pee.

I feel like I’m not quite, really on the planet.

I’m so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I’ll miss him. Poor kitty.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I’m so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world bite me, slowly, sensually, just make it good.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I’ve been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to my left boob for keeping my right boob company.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said the blackmaill cheque would be late this week. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

I’m reading a book called “The Pleasure Slave”. Why isn’t this job listed on

That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with cold coffee. I’m going to make a fresh pot.

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