Purple People Eating Plant

Your Great Aunt Emmaline Jane Bratzwurst left you just one thing in her will. Most of her estate, money and other riches went to her cat. You’re only a little jealous, really. But she did leave you a plant, a weird plant with thick leaves and a huge purple flower pod-like thing. It comes with an instruction booklet. Basically, it’s a meat-eating plant and it wants to eat lunch, now. In return it promises to give you anything and everything you want. What do you do?

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