Your Great Aunt Emmaline Jane Bratzwurst left you just one thing in her will. Most of her estate, money and other riches went to her cat. You’re only a little jealous, really. But she did leave you a plant, a weird plant with thick leaves and a huge purple flower pod-like thing. It comes with an instruction booklet. Basically, it’s a meat-eating plant and it wants to eat lunch, now. In return it promises to give you anything and everything you want. What do you do?
Here be dragons.