Pickled Mouse Feet

Your new alien neighbours (you keep forgetting how to say the name of their planet) bring over a jar of their own special, favourite jellied dessert topping. It looks like pickled mouse feet but you don’t want to say anything… well, not really. Is there a polite way to decline their offering without causing bad feelings between neighbours? Keep in mind they have a pet ‘dog’ that looks like it could swallow your house, whole.

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