No Sign of Intelligent Life

uglygrrlI posted to the personals in Craigslist over a month ago. I had a lot of replies, pretty much all NSA stuff. He would have had to dig through a lot of old posts just to find mine. Then, being the intelligent and witty man he is:

john smith-
go back to that photographer and get your money back cause you fucken ugly

Me- Who asked you.

john smith-
ah dont be such a dirty bitch i got what you want the donky dick
ill be ruben around your area tomarrow wana hang with it

However ugly I am, not only can I still spell but I’m still good enough to have sex with animals. Goodie for me. I was so over joyed I just couldn’t reply.

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