Your head is on backwards. Things have changed a lot since everyone decided they wanted to live forever and just add more cyborg parts as their old biological parts gave out. At first, quality was excellent and the doctors were very careful in the assembly. That changed. As more people became cyborg instead the quality just seemed to run out. As if everyone lost heart while they lost their beating heart.
So now your head is on backwards. They say you can have it fixed. The next scheduled time is just six years away. No doubt it will be interesting living this way, always looking behind you. Turns out your butt never really was too big after all. That’s something worth knowing, I guess.
How else is your life changed from living with your head on backwards, not able to see in front of yourself (only back and over your shoulder when you try hard)?