Laura Was Here

I’m here. I just don’t feel like posting anything. So far my synopsis sucks and I want to lock the kid from the upstairs apartment in a closet, after tie him up so he can’t move, jump or stomp around. I think sedation is going to be necessary, for one of us. It doesn’t help that I am doing the starvation diet today. I think I will give up on it and make something with tuna.

PS- There was the most gi-normous spider in the bathroom last night. I took a picture but it’s blurry. Usually I save spiders but this guy was just too much and the apartment is not big enough for the both of us. He got the orange spray and flush. Just the thought of him crawling around my bed while I was sleeping made me decide to give him a burial at sea.

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