A friend thought it would be funny to give you a goldfish. She brings it over in a plastic bag. She doesn’t plan ahead and bring something to put the fish into so it’s up to you. You have a few things to consider: a Mason jar you had been keeping for canning peaches this summer, one of a set of wine glasses you inherited from your Grandmother, the toilet bowl or your favourite flower vase which currently has the last of the cut flowers from your Valentine. How do you decide?
Here be dragons.