Chocolate Santa

You’re delivering pizza on Christmas Day (someone has to do it!) it starts to snow, heavily. The car skids and slides over the road and you wind up stuck in a huge snowbank. While digging your way out you discover Santa and his sleigh. A chocolate Santa and his sleigh, of course. The wrapper seems to have a weird glitter or is that just salt from the road? Would you eat it, why or why not?

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