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Meanwhile… You were visiting the chocolate factory. Oh yummy. There was a huge tank, a vat really, of chocolate pudding. It smelled so good you just had to lean in closer to get a really good whiff… then you fell in. Just like that kid in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Embarrassing.
But, the problem is getting out now. No one seems to have heard you calling for help. Which is kind of ok since you will likely get into a ton of trouble for contaminating a vat of chocolate. It was meant to be edible after all.
So, what do you do? I mean, after you’ve inhaled as much chocolate pudding as you can stand?