Would you ever want to have a penis for a day? I think an hour would be plenty of time to answer all my penis related questions.

Do women really have better orgasms than men? How does it feel to carry that thing around, is it any more awkward than breasts? I think not, breasts stand at attention on a permanent basis. Anyway, the only other thing I'd test drive is the pee situation. Not about peeing standing up but about the aiming. Is it really so hard to aim and shoot at the same time? Then why do they miss? Is it just to show they can... err... can't?

My questions will never be answered really. I'd have to see for myself and that's not going to happen. Also, I really don't want to be a penis carrier. It just looks so funny when I think of it. To me it seems like carrying a mini elephants trunk (including the wide floppy ears) around inside your pants. How could anyone take that seriously?

Have you ever been tempted to stuff a sock in your pants just to see how it would feel? Not me either. That's why the whole penis envy thing is such a laugh. Women don't want a penis. Why would we when we can reach out and touch one pretty much upon request if not sooner.