Thursday Thirteen #4: Car is Me
Thirteen reasons to have a car:
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Support the insurance and banking industries so they can keep building skyscrapers to support the construction industry.
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Road trips!
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The smell of gas as you fill the tank.
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Avoiding waiting outside for buses that are always late and later.
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Those little mirrors are really good for plucking eyebrows and those irritating facial hairs we don't admit we get.
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You're not a vulnerable, squishy pedestrian.
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You get your picture on a license.
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You can pack a lot more shopping into a car than you can carry on the bus.
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You can take a lot of junk out of your purse and stash it in your car instead.
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The radio sounds better when you're driving.
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At night you can pretend you're famous and stand in the beam of your headlights. (Like I'm really the only one who has done that!)
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If you run away from home (or need some other quick get away) you don't have to stick around waiting for the bus.
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It gives you something to put all those bumper stickers on.