How big will your list get for this Twitter hashtag: #ThingsNotToSayToAWriter

(If you say no). Oh, come on... It's not like you're really doing anything all day anyway. #ThingsNotToSayToAWriter

Yeah.... but how do you make any money? #ThingsNotToSayToAWriter

So, have you written anything that I could read? #ThingsNotToSayToAWriter

I had my top three in a few minutes. It took more time to type them than to think of the 3 cringeworthy things I hear most often.