Originally posted to Adult BackWash June, 12, 2003.

George Clooney is the perfect man. He's just the right age, he has a great, sexy voice and he's lovely and tall. I even like his bushy eyebrows, though he has tamed them for the movies. He likes kids, he was a great doctor on ER. He was nice to women on Rosanne and the Facts of Life. You know he's got to be pretty smart to be a doctor too. It's not just about physical passion with George and I.

I especially love it when he picks me up after work. He always comes in to get me. That way I get to show him off and we walk out huddled together. We drive home, talking about whatever. It doesn't matter what he says, just that he says it. It's the voice and the fact that he wants me to hear about his day and know that I'm important to him. All that kind of nice mushy stuff.

Next, I really like when we go out somewhere together. He pulls out my chair, opens the doors and pays the bill. Of course, he has a much bigger bank account than mine, but I surprise him for his birthday and the other odd occasion, just to keep him on this toes. Still, it's so nice to be out with George, a man so attentive and considerate. He is the best dinner date, always has intelligent conversation and knows something about everything.

I bet you didn't know what a sexy laugh George has. I go out of my way to make him laugh just so I can listen to him and see that sparkle in his eyes. You should see what a flirt he is too! But, it's all for fun, I know he's coming home with me.

What a lover too! He shares all my fantasies, my lust and adds his own. Plus, he loves to cuddle in bed, on the couch, the floor, the kitchen counter and all that cuddling tends to build up steam until we can't wait to be skin on skin.

They say he'll never marry, settle down, or have kids. But, they just don't know about my secret love affair with George Clooney. Frankly, neither does he. Let's just keep it that way. It's much more fun to play with him for my own amusement.