Originally posted to Adult BackWash.

"We've been driving for hours, are you going to at least stop for gas? There's no way I'm going to help push the car if you run out. It's enough that I'm here, against my wishes. I don't have to help you kidnap me." Keanu looked at the roadside flying by.

I didn't say anything. What was there to say? Sure I was kind of sorry for tying him up, sticking him in my car and taking off. But, hey, I did it now. I wasn't going back and it was too late to change my mind. We all have to live with our decisions.

But, the car was starting to get low on gas. Filling up with him in the car would be tricky. Even if no one realized I had Keanu Reeves stashed in my car he was quite likely to call out for help. As if I wasn't being all that was nice to him. Well, beyond the abducting part. I even checked the ropes to be sure his circulation wasn't cut off, too much.

"If I run out of gas I can always call CAA. They deliver gas to the roadside." I reasoned. Not that it was the perfect solution but by the time the CAA driver got to my car I could have Keanu stashed somewhere in the bushes. I was pretty pleased with how well I had him tied up. Those knots were holding up well and it's not like he wasn't struggling. It was kind of kinky, turning me on, watching him twist and squirm.

"Look, you could just let me out somewhere and drive off. I won't even write down your license plate. You haven't done anything really bad so I'm willing to just look the other way." Keanu has such a nice voice. Not as deep as that guy from the Crash Test Dummies but, Keanu was smoother. His voice at least. I'd test his other features later.

"I could do that but then this whole thing would have been for nothing. You have no idea how much I'm looking forward to this either. I've been thinking about it for weeks, ever since I read that interview with you about the latest Matrix movie. We were made for each other. Somehow I'll help you see it too. Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Well... maybe not. But, don't worry." I had to keep my eyes on the road though watching him was a lot more fun.

Keanu was quiet for a few more minutes then said, "If you just want sex we could do that. Stop and find a motel, something kind of nice, clean and I'll even pay for the room."

"Oh Keanu, I don't just want sex. That would be good for a bit but really, I want so much more. We have so much to offer each other. I just wish this whole annoying beginning thing could be over and we could move on to the good stuff in the middle, like an Oreo cookie. You know how some people suck out the middle?" I sighed, not really expecting he could understand with everything being sort of sudden and fresh.

"So, you just want to get to know me? Actually, I've never liked the beginning of relationships either. There's so much to figure out and everything kind of plods along. How does this whole skipping the beginning work?"

"It's all theory so far. You're the first guy I've tried this on. You were my first choice actually." I smiled up at him. Could he actually be getting it? It would make everything so much easier.

"Well, I'm kind of honoured, I think." He said.

"Would you like to stop for a coffee? If a Tim's is OK I know there's one about three more streets down this road."

"I'd love a Tim's. Luckily I drink coffee, but that's one of those beginning things. Maybe we should make a list of favourites and likes and dislikes for each other? That would cover a lot of beginning stuff that could just get in the way."

I liked his idea. I always have plenty of paper and pens in my purse. "Tim's it is! I'll buy the first round."

"You know, kidnapping me was a bit extreme."

"Yes, I'm sorry about that. But, how else was I going to catch your attention? You've got masses of women chasing you and I doubt you even read any of the letters sent to you. What's a woman to do?!"

"I don't mind so much, now that I know you're not going to do anything crazier than this." I smiled and kind of shrugged, knowing I'm quite likely to do something just as crazy. But, it was early to start letting him in on all my secrets, quirks and contrariness. We'd have time. I'd make sure of it, one way or another.

"I kind of like the kinky stuff." He smiled and stretched out his legs a bit.

Anyway, that's how the whole thing started. Next week Keanu wants to... Well, never mind. Some things a girl just doesn't kiss and tell about.