Why did Witches ever get the reputation for turning men into frogs when they would make much better dogs?

Does this tempt you?

I admit I like the idea of "making" him wear the tail. I'd have him drinking out of his own dog bowl and sleeping on a blanket on the floor.

I don't want a real dog (I'm allergic to them) so this is my idea of having a dog for a pet.

Of course, the reality never quite lives up to the fantasy. So, I would have to actually do the experiment before I can verify the results. At the moment though... I am thinking up more ways to play with a man puppy dog.

This is pretty old, but I think someone is still maintaining it, updating it to be unisex since I found it years ago. It was all plain text then, now you can do it online. If you have time and enough interest to finish it. This is an edition from 1992, but there could be other updates if you wanted to look for them.

The 1500 Point Purity Test

If you thought the millenial purity test was bad, well you ain't seen nuttin' yet!

This is the 1500 point Purity Test!

We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the "fun" of the earlier versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and a shitload of questions. This test is guaranteed to be nosier than your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something to offend everybody.

Enjoy (and I know you will).

Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy's law on sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed any of the actions contained herein.

Instructions for Use: This is a fairly long test consisting of 1500 questions. It starts out tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that the most fun way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to decide. However, being open with your answers leads to some great conversations. But no matter what you decide, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it.

On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured. Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy) Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the stroking of arms hands or back. Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing. Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but it can). Posslq: "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters." Bureaucrat for live-in lover. Masturbation: the rubbing/feeling of your genitals. Doesn't need to be to orgasm. Can be through clothing. Mutual Masturbation: You masturbating your partner and/or you being masturbated. Not necessarily both at the same time. We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score...even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.

_{ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT} And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as was had in the making.

Note to the test administrator:

Even though we tried to prevent it, this test can get monotonous. Try to "liven" it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want to. Encourage testees to be open with their answers. Taking a break is allowed, but not recommended. Plan on a few hours. Order some pizza. Get a keg. Have a party.

Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam Version 6.6b 02:36.42am August 17, 1992 primary writer: Steamed Rhubarb Fondue (J. A. Pfaff) contributing writers: Wolvorine (Owen Kuhn), Astra (JAN!), and friends and family of The Erotic Nightmare Revue Toledo, Ohio, USA

I don't think people need a lot of the extreme sort of fetishes. What it all comes down to is him being at the mercy of my whim, desire, or mood. All a Domme really needs to do is put him at risk in some way and keep him wondering. I have so many scenarios in my mind for play in public, in private, with gadgets or without, using language or total silence, etc. There is so much that can be done with the simplest and most ordinary things. Just sit him in a chair, blindfolded. Whisper about what you might be doing. No way for him to know if I'm doing anything more than checking my email or not...

Men who can't let go and insist on having a huge list of fetishes and then giving directions and instructions spoil the whole thing. They make it bland and predictable. As the Domme it becomes a role you play, like reading a script. After awhile you're really just waiting for him to be done so you can go off and check email or something more interesting.

Being a Domme isn't about being superior or worshiped. I think it's about him knowing his place and we both like him there.

I think it's one of the things women tend to forget too. I don't know if any/ every woman could be a Domme but I tend to think it is there in each of us. But, it's a balance of finding what really does please us versus tipping the scale and doing what he wants to make him happy. I like to be myself, so being worshiped isn't going to work for me. Not that I would get a swelled head but I just would lose that feeling of being me.

I've been writing for the Sex-Kitten network since 2003, took some time away from it and then started up again. The old content has been pushed into an archive (which you can find it you look for it but no one would know to look). So, I am reposting it to my own blog.

The posts are both fiction and non-fiction. They were written at a different time in my life and some of my opinions and ideas may have evolved since these were originally posted. Not much though. I've always been pretty true to what I really believe - only my understanding changes as I see the facts differently. The fiction, of course, is just fun. Fun to write and I had fun reading it again and remembering when I wrote it.

I was going to link them here, but they aren't that hard to find here and there on my site.