Have you ever had a fantasy about a small man? A real small, tiny man, not just a short guy. Imagine yourself naked on the bed and a little man making love to you. It's probably too weird to even be a fetish but I have thought about it.

I've imagined how it would feel to have a little man playing with my nipples, licking my belly and down until he slipped right into the wet curls of my pussy. Imagine that little man sucking on your clit. The focus he could put on it over some regular guy.

Or maybe it's just me.

I once met a man who was a midget. He told me some people have a huge fetish about midgets and sex. I'd never even thought about it until then. Since then, I've moved beyond midgets to men who are just a few inches tall.

Anyway, think about it sometime when your lover is snoring beside you. How would it be to have a little man, how much better would he be than your own fingers or that hunk of battery operated plastic?

Originally posted to Adult BackWash June, 12, 2003.

George Clooney is the perfect man. He's just the right age, he has a great, sexy voice and he's lovely and tall. I even like his bushy eyebrows, though he has tamed them for the movies. He likes kids, he was a great doctor on ER. He was nice to women on Rosanne and the Facts of Life. You know he's got to be pretty smart to be a doctor too. It's not just about physical passion with George and I.

I especially love it when he picks me up after work. He always comes in to get me. That way I get to show him off and we walk out huddled together. We drive home, talking about whatever. It doesn't matter what he says, just that he says it. It's the voice and the fact that he wants me to hear about his day and know that I'm important to him. All that kind of nice mushy stuff.

Next, I really like when we go out somewhere together. He pulls out my chair, opens the doors and pays the bill. Of course, he has a much bigger bank account than mine, but I surprise him for his birthday and the other odd occasion, just to keep him on this toes. Still, it's so nice to be out with George, a man so attentive and considerate. He is the best dinner date, always has intelligent conversation and knows something about everything.

I bet you didn't know what a sexy laugh George has. I go out of my way to make him laugh just so I can listen to him and see that sparkle in his eyes. You should see what a flirt he is too! But, it's all for fun, I know he's coming home with me.

What a lover too! He shares all my fantasies, my lust and adds his own. Plus, he loves to cuddle in bed, on the couch, the floor, the kitchen counter and all that cuddling tends to build up steam until we can't wait to be skin on skin.

They say he'll never marry, settle down, or have kids. But, they just don't know about my secret love affair with George Clooney. Frankly, neither does he. Let's just keep it that way. It's much more fun to play with him for my own amusement.

There is a TV commercial showing men with breasts. At the end it's a commercial about checking for breast cancer. But, the whole concept of the commercial is flawed. They are saying that if men had breasts they would carefully, lustfully look after them. One guy is washing his car and then looks down at his T-shirt covered breasts and moves the hose over for his own wet T-shirt contest. I forget what the others are doing, mainly admiring themselves.

But, it's annoying. If men had breasts they would do exactly the same things women do. Just as if women were born without breasts or with a cock. Your body is something you mostly take for granted, whatever the sum of your parts. Yes, having breasts are part of what makes us feel like women. Just as having a cock makes men feel like men. But, they are still body parts, the real part of your body that feels like a woman is your brain, your mind.

However, what if men were not born with breasts. What if overnight all men sprouted breasts. I think they would completely freak out. I doubt their first reaction would be admiration. Having breasts would threaten their masculinity, how they feel about being men. In private moments they might fondle themselves, out of curiosity or lust for the female form. But, if they had a choice of keeping them or going back to their regularly scheduled hairy chests, which do you really think they would choose?

It would be more interesting if men suddenly had the option of childbirth, from start to finish. Would they or wouldn't they?

The CFNM fetish is a turn on for me. But, the cuckolding thing leaves me wondering what kind of man would really be turned on by this. I couldn't or at least wouldn't take part in a cuckolding fetish if I really cared for the man in question. Maybe it's the wallflower in me.

Anyway, the CFNM (Clothed Female, Naked Male) thing is something I would enjoy doing. When I was looking for more about it online I found it on sites about male strippers. I guess it is comparable to that scenario. But, not the same. Male strippers are on a stage and there is a 'touch me not' kind of feeling to it. Sure, they gyrate around and let you cop a feel here and there in exchange for your dollars, but there is still something inaccessible about the whole thing.

I think there is a lack of interaction. It's too noisy and crowded to really have that connection you get when things are more intimate with some male you know, well enough to know his weak spots.

Besides, those men on stage aren't vulnerable. They're putting on a show, they know how the night will end. But, your poor naked male, off stage, doesn't really know what you have in mind. Sure, he can guess or hope. But, that doesn't mean he's right. Or that he'll get any. When he's the only one naked, maybe bound as well, things are not so easily in his control. I like that feeling, of knowing he is vulnerable and I'm not. I like being the one in charge.

Although, it's also fun to have the tables turned. If he can pull it off.

You know that secret fantasy, the one you'd never tell anyone... is it about being abducted, raped or otherwise forced to do things? How shocking to have a fantasy of being raped or kidnapped. You hussy, you!

A rape fantasy is just a way of giving up control and not being an accomplice to the things you really want to do. I'm not saying you want to be beaten, forced to have sex and so on. But, you may want to stop feeling a bit like a bad girl when you do want all those naughty sex things.

At least that's how I see it. When it's "against your will" you aren't letting it happen and you aren't making it happen. It's all happening to you. He's having his wicked way with you, you poor thing you.

The fantasy can be delicious. The reality would be horrible and we know that. But, what does one have to do with the other?

Could you plan your fantasy abduction? It would be more seduction than abduction. Or at least a good part seduction mixed in with the abduction.

Of course, you'd be looking great, wearing something hot and perhaps on the skimpy side. Your one conciliation is to dress for the part. From there on it's out of your hands.

Where are you? In a parking lot after being career goddess all day? In the shopping mall, grocery store or wherever he finally tracks you down?

Does he use drugs or just over power you? Does he tie you up or just cart you off quickly before anyone sets up a protest or gets in his way? Or maybe it was in an out of the way place and no one will even know you're gone for days and days, if ever?

Then comes the slobbering sex, we all know it. He rips off your clothes or you just wake up naked. His body takes control of your body and he takes what he wants. Maybe it's a space alien with weird alien body parts. Maybe it's a mad scientist with weird medical type tools. Or maybe it's a complete stranger, how weird is that?

But what happens after the great sex scene? Does your fantasy go that far? Mine don't, not really. My fantasy just runs for the time it takes me to have an orgasm. But, it would be interesting to know the aftermath. Does your fantasy abductor just say thanks and take you home? Does he offer marriage or some form of long term relationship?

What do you really want from your fantasy guy?