This was one of my favourite movies in the 1980′s. It didn’t make a big splash for many others but for me it was fun, light and memorable. I can still recreate the music in my head even though I haven’t seen the movie in years. (See below for some of the music and songs from the movie).
The Pirate Movie was not the only pirate movie out at that time. It had been based on the Gilbert and Sullivan opera: The Pirates of Penzance. Unfortunately, this was the movie everyone seems to still think is the worst. A shame because it is so much fun, so much a happy ending, feel good and yet silly movie. I enjoy the music, the romance and the fantasy. The costumes are wonderful and the feeling of being back in time is not technically perfect but it feels and looks good.
The stars of The Pirate Movie were Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins, If you are a fan of 80′s movies you will know Christopher Atkins from The Blue Lagoon with Brooke Shields. But, do you remember Kristy McNichol?
The Story of The Pirate Movie
The movie was filmed in Australia, so as you are watching the beach, the waves and the sand and thinking now great it all looks – you know where you can find it.
Kristy McNichol is Mabel, a kind of nerdy girl who wishes she was pretty and popular. Mabel goes to a pirate festival where she watches a handsome young man in a swordplay demonstration. He invites her to a party on his boat. Mabel misses the launch but tries to catch up. A storm comes up and she ends up washed overboard and lands on a beach where her dream of pirates becomes the movie.
Frederic is the young man in her dream. Frederic and Mabel have adventures underwater, over water and around water with singing and romance, teasing and laughter. Frederic is a pirate who wants to leave but because he was born on a Leap Year the pirates say he can’t leave until his 21st actual birthday and just being 21 years old isn’t enough. The Pirate King has a great song at this point, it’s one of my favourites from the movie: I Am the Pirate King!
Frederic is cast adrift but notices a group of young women on an island and he manages to land there. In a twist, Mabel is now the leader of the group (rather than the quiet nerd from reality) and her sisters are all conservative, prim and proper. Of course, Frederic and Mabel fall in love. But, she can’t marry until all of her sisters have married. She can’t just run away because her Father is the very important Major-General and an orphan… which means the pirates (when they come ashore and spy all those prim and proper young women in their white lace dresses) can’t harm. They are all orphans!
So the Pirate King leaves in peace and the Major-General and his daughters are safe. But, Mabel wants Frederic and she doesn’t want to wait until the last of her (several) older sisters marries first. She Mabel and Frederic dive for treasure which was stolen by the pirates from her family. This is where the song Pumping and Blowing comes in. It’s sexual but it all happens while Frederic is in an old diving suit underwater and Mabel is keeping the air supply going from the rowboat above. If you need a great song to exercise to this one would work.
By the end of the movie Frederic and Mabel have exchanged rings but the Pirate King is back and wants to take the treasure, orphans or not. The Major-General and his daughters are all expecting the worst. Frederic and Mabel are about to be killed and then… Mabel wants a happy ending! It is her dream after all. This happy ending scene is fabulous. I especially like the words to the song they sing.
The Pirate Movie ends with Mabel waking up from her dream and there is the young man from the pirate festival. He helps her up, she asks if his name happens to be Frederic. He says no. But Mabel notices she is now wearing the ring Frederic gave her in the dream.
This movie is so under rated it is sad. I thought it was so wonderful and still get a laugh from watching it. Maybe the reviewers just took it all too seriously. It’s not meant to be serious, it’s all about a happy ending.