The main problem with having a period is the bloody mess. After that the problem is the hormones, or lets just skip a few steps and call it the horniness. Yes, here it is day one and I'm already muttering "squish, squish" and then thinking about all the ways I'd love to make lustful sex with some nice, warm body.

Having sex at this point isn't really what I want. I'd rather just let all the bleeding go on in peace. But, there is plenty more sensuality to sex. At least there should be. No wonder men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Anyway, once upon a time I found a Yahoo Club called Blood Sisters. In theory women were able to talk about their periods. But, all too often some horny dick posted about how much he wanted to fuck us all. What desperate morons.

Mostly, it made me angry that they had to spoil even this womanly ritual. It's not like any of them have anything to contribute. I don't care who they are, they don't bleed once a month, they don't have cramps and moods and they don't get aggravated because their cute new panties just got stained. Don't you just hate when you get those surprises?

I do. That's why I've resorted to wearing cotton granny panties when the mess starts.

Back to the desperate morons... do you ever think that the real reason men like women to suck their cocks (become cock suckers) is to feel accepted by us? I've wondered about this. I mean, everyone wants to feel accepted. Men do have that silly looking thing. Maybe what they really need is to feel we aren't laughing at it behind their backs. Not that we aren't. But, maybe the illusion would make them feel better.

Though, why do we want to resort to being cock suckers just to spare their feelings/ ego? From what I've read in the Adult BackWash messageboards if they get into the gymnastics of the whole thing they can suck it themselves. Would they call themselves cock suckers?

I'm so curious. That and contrary. Right now I think I will go out and get myself some ice cream. Diet be damned. No wonder I was craving the stuff yesterday. At least I was spared all the pre-period zits this time.

Does anyone have links to something about an erotic mad scientist? Yes, I'll be looking for industrial erotica tonight. May as well just go right to IRC and troll bait.

What would be the itchiest thing on the planet? I think being rolled in honey and left to sit on an anthill would be pretty itchy. There are itchy sweaters too, you know that kind made of a coarse kind of itchy wool. Sometimes you get one of those for your birthday and you smile and pretend its lovely, even though you can't wait to peel it off and start itching every where its touched your skin.

Have you had an itch you couldn't scratch? Sometimes my back is itchy and I just can't reach the spot. I stand in the doorway and rub my back on the door frame, anything to try to reach that itchy spot. I'm glad there are people around who don't mind to get the spot for me. I don't know what would happen if the itch just stayed forever.

Lets say there was an itch bug. He likes to live right on the middle of your back, right between the shoulder blades where its hard to reach even if you use the door frame. The itch bug starts building his little house there. Next thing he has a wife itch bug and a pack of kid itch bugs too. All of those itch bugs, there could be a dozen of them in no time at all. THAT would be itchy for sure.

How would you ever get rid of an itch bug family once they settle in? I would try that itchy wool sweater and see how they feel about being itched right back. If that didn't work I'd lie in a tub full of warm, soapy water and see if I could soak them right off my skin. If that still didn't get rid of the itch bugs I would have to think awhile to come up with a new idea. But, luckily I have a backscratcher. That's just a piece of wood with a long handle and a sort of bent/ curved head. On the end of the backscratchers head are a few teeth, kind of like your comb but not nearly as thin or long. The teeth on a backscratcher are short and blunt, just right for scraping the itch bugs off your skin.

Good bye itch bugs, don't come back and visit me any time soon.