Originally posted to Adult BackWash: Monday April 28, 2003  

Want to turn me on? Worship my boobs. You must like big boobs, mine will never fit into a champagne glass. They're pretty bouncy for the size and age they are too. Breasts, for those that don't like the word boobs. Sometimes breasts are boobs and other times they are breasts. Tonight is a boobs kind of night.

My nipples are large but not huge. I've seen some really huge, kind of gross looking, nipples on porn sites. But, I wonder if they are false, like the monster cocks. Oh come on! Don't make me laugh!! I think they substitute a horse's cock in those pictures. It wouldn't be all that hard to do. Does that make it beastiality?

Oddly, my nipples don't perk up even when I'm aroused. I think they're very laid back. They only come to attention when given the proper respect/ worship. If you come out to play so will they. Very contrary of them. But, I completely understand.

Anyway, for the rest of the boobage. Mine are a double D. They get in the way but I adapt. I've never been jealous of small boobs but I can see how it would make life easier. Much easier to find a bra too. My favourite bra is a black sports bra cause my boobs fit right in and stay there, no matter what I do during the day. Trust me, big boobs need a reliable bra.

There are times when having big boobs is embarrassing. You can never really tuck them away and become inconspicuous. My boobs always arrive before I do. If I try to turn around and enter backwards my butt sticks out enough to be a second pair of boobs. So that plan is thrwarted.

A lot of men like big boobs. It's interesting. What do they like about them really? Is it how obvious they are? You can hardly ignore them, it's easy to spot big boobs in a crowd. But, men only seem to look at them as sex toys.

Or, do men really like big boobs as some sort of icky Mother fetish. Is it me they want to suck on or Mommy Dearest? Do they simply miss breastfeeding? Don't look at me, it's not my fetish!

In conclusion, I've yet to find a really good use for big boobs outside of sexual worshipping. They could be a good paperweight if they didn't leave the desk each time I do. They do give all the bra makers something to work on. Don't tell the bra makers that I'm going braless as I type this and I sleep that way too. Why spoil it for them?

If penis's grew on trees...

Would you pick just one?

It's a shame men don't have detachable penis's (or cocks as I really prefer to call them). A man could have different attachments for each situation, mood or individual partner. Can you imagine...

"Good evening darling. Would you like the big thick cock tonight or just the medium cock with that funny twisty thing at the end? There was a new one in the shop window I thought you might like, it's long and lean with extra heat points and bumpy bits along the sides."

Women could design cocks. They could also keep multi cocks in the bedroom drawer and just need the one male body to attach them too. Would you still want different lovers if you could have a different cock each time?

Probably, there's more to sex than the equipment. Still, it's an idea.

Hmmm... tonight I think the # 4 cock on the # 3 man.

Originally posted to Adult BackWash: Saturday April 19, 2003

"Hmm.. Have I told you lately how much I really like a man in a suit?" She purred, her warm breath lifting the hairs along the back of his neck.

"Yes, I think you have, once or twice, usually just when you're working on getting me out of my suit." He laughed wickedly.

"That's just a coincidence." She said. Standing in front of him she leaned into his chest, biting his chin lightly, holding it between her teeth a few seconds. Her tongue played over the stubble left from a long day away at the office.

"I don't think it's a coincidence, especially since it seems to be happening again, right now." His hands wrapped snugly around her waist, fitting her even closer to his body. …more

Bite me! I love that! It's sharply to the point, bold, daring and elegant in a rough way. Try it, say it with attitude. Bite me!

Now go bite the one you love. It's a power trip. Men aren't really eager to have your teeth on them, at least not when it comes to their family jewels. That just proves how much they still fear us. I once read some old belief about women's vagina's stealing men's erections. As if they'd be all happy and erect but for us spoiling it all for them. Bite me!

Better yet, let me bite you. One nice, firm bite right on the chin. It's such a tempting spot to bite too. I can picture it in my mind. A strong masculine chin with beard stubble. Just a hint of teeth marks in the skin. My teeth, his skin.

I'm not sinking my teeth in and tearing out a chunk. This is no shark attack, just a little fun. A bit of a power trip, showing him things aren't as predictable and safe as he imagined. Like saying 'bite me' it's daring and bold and not what he expects. It has that shock aspect.

Once you have him caught between your teeth you can hold onto him, scrape your teeth over his skin or just let go and walk away knowing you've left an impression on him. Or just with him if you didn't bite down much.

Anyway, now you have one more reason to brush and floss everyday. Keep those teeth in good shape. Bite him!

Originally posted to Adult BackWash: Sunday April 13, 2003  

Fear is sexy. It makes people vulnerable and you have to be vulnerable to have sex that means anything to you. Sure you can bump uglies in the night but when you wake up will you feel good, feel that you've done more than scratch an itch. Each of us is vulnerable when we take our clothes off. Even the women we look at as perfect think they have plenty of flaws. Give them a minute and they can write you out a list. So, sex makes you vulnerable, you have to trust the one you're with not to point and stare or laugh. You see how it all comes back to fear?

Fear is an adrenaline rush. It gets your heart pumping, your skin sweats and you breathe faster. It's like you've started having sex before you take off your shoes. No wonder so many people go to horror movies and read all those books. What they really want, is sex. That blood pounding, slick with sweat feeling you get when you let go, take that leap of faith into the bedroom (or wherever you end up naked, hot and bothered).

Part of BDSM is bringing that fear into sex. If you've ever wondered why someone would like being tied up wonder no more. I'm telling you what the attraction is right now. It's fear and sex. Even if the bondage is all agreed to there is still that element of danger, that reason to fear. You've given up control now you're going to get it.

Now, think about being the one who gives the fear. Think about being the woman behind the man, the woman who ties him down, takes the control and teases him, letting him feel uncertain. He doesn't know what you might do, what might happen by accident on purpose. He is at your mercy. Sure he can whine about it later. But, right then he is the one who lives in fear. Of you! What a rush that is. Will you be nice or naughty? Will you tease him or go right for the big finish?

Fear is certainly a part of it. Along with all the thrills and chills of a good roller coaster ride. Grab his gears and strip 'em!