Clever Lines

As quoted from Lincoln McCardle on Facebook:

“Your days are numbered!” said the inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment. At least the way I imagine it …

I love clever humour.

Can you come up with at least one clever line? Work with something simple like the calendar and numbered days but find a way to make it funny.

The pen is mightier than the sword, no one really thinks a guy with a pocket protector is actually going to attack them. – My try at it.

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