You’re the Genie in the Bottle

You’re the Genie in the Bottle and you’re not very nice. Well, being stuck in a bottle will do that to a person. You’ve been released from the bottle and it’s yet another human asking for basically the same wishes they all ask for. First it’s always money, then model good looks and then either health or eternal life or some variation of those. The odd one asks for world peace or some such goodie goodie thing, how boring! How do you give them what they ask for while thwarting them at the same time?