Golden Goose Egg

A goose flies in your home. You are chasing it from room to room and thinking you’ll never get it out before it starts leaving bird droppings all over your place. Then it settles on a table, squats and produces a golden egg. Amazing. You check it, wipe it clean and it really does seem to be gold. A giant comes to your home, demanding his goose back. How do you try to hide it?