Giant House Movers

Several giants are outside your house, moving the snowbanks out of their way as they walk along. They don’t seem that bright cause there is a sidewalk or even a road they could be using. But, no, they only want to walk a direct route to the shopping plaza. Roads are for humans and their little cars.

Unfortunately, they also plan on moving your house, pretty much destroying the house and everything inside it. It’s in their way and the really don’t want to step on it and get splinters in their feet. You understand, don’t you?

How do you talk the giants out of moving your house?