Flirt with a Pirate and his Eyeball

You find an eyeball on the sidewalk. It’s not one of those candy things. But it’s not real either. It’s heavier than a marble but feels smooth just like that.

You look around and notice a really sexy looking pirate holding an eye patch. He has one hand over his eye and seems to be searching the ground for something.… Read the rest

A Rock Star on Vacation

It’s a busy day, you’ve got a thousand errands and people just seem to keep adding to your list of things to do today. As you’re driving from here to there and back to that other here over there… you run over a rock star.

He isn’t badly hurt. But he isn’t looking pretty. As you call 911 he tells you to just hang up the phone and take him back to his hotel.… Read the rest

A Rock Star on Vacation

It’s a busy day, you’ve got a thousand errands and people just seem to keep adding to your list of things to do today. As you’re driving from here to there and back to that other here over there… you run over a rock star.

He isn’t badly hurt. But he isn’t looking pretty. As you call 911 he tells you to just hang up the phone and take him back to his hotel.… Read the rest

All Your Coffee and More!

You inherit a coffee plantation in Argentina. It’s great! You can finally have all the coffee you can drink. The coffee is good too.

Also, the employees are pretty… nice to watch. All men, all young men… all shirtless young men with the muscles and good looks to make you glad you have good eyesight. But, the binoculars were a good idea too.… Read the rest

All Your Coffee and More!

You inherit a coffee plantation in Argentina. It’s great! You can finally have all the coffee you can drink. The coffee is good too.

Also, the employees are pretty… nice to watch. All men, all young men… all shirtless young men with the muscles and good looks to make you glad you have good eyesight. But, the binoculars were a good idea too.… Read the rest

This Blog is Massively Under Construction, Yet Again

At least this time all my widgets aren’t lost. Kind of nice not to have to do those all over again.

I will be fixing the footer, the header, some code missing for the sidebar and the background. I thought I would do it tonight but time is catching up with me and I’m getting too sleepy to be sharp enough to use my brain for looking at CSS code.… Read the rest

Congratulations Elicia Mackenzie!!!


Elicia Mackenzie wins to become Maria in The Sound of Music in Toronto. Found some of her singing from the Maria? contest on YouTube.

From Macleans:

“I have confidence in sunshine, I have confidence in me!” MacKenzie, 23, sang to reporters at the CBC studios after a live finale in which she landed the role of Maria von Trapp in a Toronto production of “The Sound of Music,” set to open Oct.

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Too Many Left Feet

You walk through a weird mist downtown. At first it just makes you cough awhile and then you move on and nearly forget about it until you start growing another hand. Now, a third hand could be kind of useful at times but it really isn’t all that easy to use or easy to hide when the hand in question is growing out of your belly.… Read the rest